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2006/1/29

espn list of overrated athletes

@ 05:39 PM (29 months, 18 days ago)
more proof about how incredibly overrated joe willie was (aka sco-muck's
hearthrob)...

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/list/alltimeoverrated.html

here's the text:

1. Joe Namath

""I'm a Joe Namath fan from way back, so it pains me to say this, but Namath
was a great quarterback for only a few seasons. He's been properly credited
for leading the Jets to a Super Bowl III win (and a few bonus points for
being cool enough to know he didn't have to pass to beat the Colts). Namath
was an icon, a product of his times, and he played the New York tune in
perfect key, fur coat and all. But as a player ... there have been dozens of
better QBs in modern times. Some surprisingly lousy career stats to
consider: 173 TD passes, 220 INTs, completion percentage of 50.1.""


ouuuch, hurts doesn't it, bro-bro-bro......i'll also go along with lynn
swann as a close second (he wasn't even the best receiver on his own
team...john stallworth was much better)...

2006/1/28

Subject-Expansion

@ 04:21 PM (29 months, 19 days ago)
I purpose adding 2 teams in 2006. 12 teams split into 3 divions with 4 teams each as the crankyanker league grows. You play the 3 teams in your divion twice and the rest of the league once. Thats 14 games. The league fee $110. To divided as follow. 3 divison winners/one wild card. The team with the best record after the divison winners are name. They play the Super Bowl playoffs. Winner $440 2nd $230 3rd $160 4th place $130. Then the second playoffs between 5-8th place records. Winner $100. Then the loser playoffs between 9-12th records winner gets $50. Week seventeen you'll use your team and post lineup. The team with the most points on wk# 17 gets a $100. Then like this year, we'll pick lineup during playoffs, QB-WR-RB-TE-K-Def. winning team gets $110/or free entry fee for the next year fanasty season. So when we do draft order/need to draft divison placements. Python. Winner of his last 3 league games/ both playoff games and soon playoff contest. EVEN without RB the last 2 weeks>

2006/1/27

new email address for blog

@ 11:56 AM (29 months, 20 days ago)
due to all the ASSHOLE spamming *mf's* that have flooded the blog with their
shit after i had the email link posted here, i have changed the address...

i'll send a email to the league with the new addy to post...

kill all spammers..!!





2006/1/26

playoff standings after week #3

@ 01:15 PM (29 months, 21 days ago)
remember: do NOT post your super bowl lineups in the blog...email them to
me, and i'll post them on super sunday...mine will be in the blog the day
before...

sun hogs 237 pts.
pythons 209 pts.
west chester warriors 199 pts.
bearcats 195 pts.
sears & associates 195 pts.
matt 188 pts.
brutus buckeyes 152 pts.
national champs 126 pts.
cardinal one 121 pts.
beckett bruisers 96 pts.

again, double check your point totals...











scumfield family been very quiet this year

@ 12:26 AM (29 months, 21 days ago)
maybe it's because ESPN made a commercial of your dumbasses sitting at home watching a buffalo bills game....or maybe it's because the heimer ain't getting in done in the dome...whatever the case,ross rump ranger family still a bunch of turds all lined up in a row....pathetic ORANGE turds at that....you have just been jammed like a ram on a lamb....go fuck yourselves!!!

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searsman...you will be banished for life from blog

@ 12:19 AM (29 months, 21 days ago)
if you bring up high heel crap in here again...state of N.C. doing everything they can to find dean smith in retirement villages...what a sad program after 1yr of fraudulent natl.champ...hey!..take that trophy and shove it up marvin williams ass for me!!...baby blue pieces of shit they are...better hope next yrs.pieces of crap recruits are better than this yr.or your ass is in a world of shit......getting dunked on by darrell griffith

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2006/1/22

week three lineup from National Champs

@ 01:25 PM (29 months, 25 days ago)
QB:  Hasselback
RB: Mike Anderson
WR: Steve Smith
TE: Miller Pitts
K Elam Denver
Def: Carolina
 

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Sunhogs Week 3 Lineup

@ 12:58 PM (29 months, 25 days ago)
Rothlesberger
Alexander
D. Jackson
Putzier
Brown
Seattle

brutus buckeyes week #3 lineup

@ 12:32 PM (29 months, 25 days ago)
qb--jake delhomme
rb--tatum bell
wr--heinz ward
te--jeb putzier
k--jeff reed
def--carolina

*for those who haven't played in past fantasy playoffs, we've concealed our
lineups starting with the conference championships...with as many teams
playing as we have now, there's really no reason to do that this week...for
your super bowl lineups, you'll need to email them to me and i'll post them
(i will post mine on the blog the day before)...





Bearcats Week 3 Lineup

@ 12:27 PM (29 months, 25 days ago)
QB  -  B. Roethlisberger
RB  -  N. Goings
WR -  D. Jackson
TE  -  K. Mangum
K    -  J. Reed
D    -  Pittsburgh

cardinal 1 week 3 lineup

@ 10:30 AM (29 months, 25 days ago)
q  hasselbeck
r   w.parker
w  s.smith
te stevens
k  elam
d  carolina

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sears week 3

@ 10:09 AM (29 months, 25 days ago)
delhome
steve smith
alexander
putsier
pitt d.
jeff reed

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Warriors Week 3 Lineup

@ 01:24 AM (29 months, 25 days ago)
QB      Ben Roethlisberger
RB      Mike Anderson
WR     Darrell Jackson
TE      Jeremy Stevens
K        Jason Elam
DEF    Denver

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Pythons Lineup Week 3

@ 01:07 AM (29 months, 25 days ago)
QB     Matt Hasselbeck
RB     Nick Goings
WR    Darrell Jackson
TE     Heath Miller
K       Jeff Reed
DEF   Seattle

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Matts Lineup Week 3

@ 01:02 AM (29 months, 25 days ago)
QB     Ben Roethlisberger
RB     Nick Goings
WR    Darrell Jackson
TE     Jeb Putzier
K       Jeff Reed
DEF   Denver

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2006/1/20

beast hits exacta with high heels and bearkitty's

@ 12:43 PM (29 months, 27 days ago)
losing on same night..hey sears!..hansborough really looks like a great freshman...NOT...anotherone of roy's stiffs...but at least we don't have that racist-dean smith running the program anymore...that sum bitch is probably on life support by now...and nice win by the luckeyes the other night...beating a team that's missing 4 players at home...they don't call it the "thin 10" for nothing......I am one funky dunking mutha fucker

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2006/1/18

yes...there is a reason to get up out of bed

@ 12:52 PM (29 months, 29 days ago)
to watch the badgers kick your matt sylvester no defense playing LUCKEYE ass tonite....and when did you start recruiting from that FAG school anyway...MOELLER???...kind of reminds me of a TE they got from that school,remember???...program has hit rock bottom on that one...that's OK because it's not that far of a bus trip to play UK in 1st round of NIT...watching the "thin10"beat up on each other every night is like watching a bad episode of "Wife Swap".....ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!!!!!

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2006/1/17

good lord: another failure

@ 11:15 PM (29 months, 29 days ago)
fer christ's sakes, sco-man...i was just kidding about losing to a bottom
feeder like st. johns...

i'm retracting that nit bid...

is there any conceivable reason to get out of bed anymore..??





2006/1/16

playoff standings after week #2

@ 10:20 PM (30 months, 23 hours ago)
pythons 146 pts.
sun hogs 141 pts.
west chester warriors 126 pts.
matt 125 pts.
bearcats 125 pts.
sears & associates 122 pts.
brutus buckeyes 108 pts.
beckett bruisers 96 pts.
national champs 74 pts.
cardinal one 65 pts.





2006/1/15

sounds like a WEAK message from brutus luckeye

@ 10:19 PM (30 months, 1 day ago)
Mr.NIT himself,disguising himself as a ville hater...by the way,great game today against mich.st...more "bricks" in that game then the Vanderbilt estate...again,your showing your lack of intelligence for college bball...however,I understand the reason....no program at ohio st.for 45yrs....ouuuuuuuuch!!!...hard to follow the game when your team has SUCKED for sooooooo many yrs....get over it!!!...you have just been dunked on by dr.dunkenstein

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another failure: loserville falls to 0-3

@ 03:59 PM (30 months, 2 days ago)
three ranked teams (of which, two of the three are vastly overrated): three
big, fat losses...no quality wins, barely any div. I wins...louseyville
realllly needs to get going if they're gonna make that late season push for
an nit bid (note: NIT)...

more breaking news: sco-muck & ricky the p. are petitioning the big east to
allow entry for tennessee-martin, prairie view a&m, arkansas state &
charlestown college to compete this year in league play....loserville's
gotta get some wins SOMEWHERE...!!





sounds like the Feed the Sears program is in

@ 07:06 AM (30 months, 2 days ago)
dire need of donations....hell,my ass would be sore too if I lost to the miami hurricanes at chapel hill..."hey roy,I know it's hard to win a natl.c-ship with out 4 NBA players,but at least try to put something on the floor that resembles a team"...speaking of Feed the Sears program,how are all those children doing that your helping???...I'm sure your considered a regular bono and bill gates among your circle of religous good sams...here's a tip,instead of spending ALL your money on late night hookers and flussies in your office,how about doing something GOOD for a change...and the boss lady here said.."the next time she see's you,she is going to cut your ball sack off and shove it down your mouth!!"....if I were you,I would set-up your scam operation in Adams co.

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2006/1/14

revised sunhog lineup week 2

@ 04:19 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
Plummer
Anderson
S. Smith
Cooley
Elam
Carolina

sunhogs lineup

@ 03:53 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
plummer
portis
steve smith
cooley
elam
carolina d.

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sears lineup

@ 03:50 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
brady
santana moss
edge james
heath miller
elam
seattle

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cardinal1/beastie boy line-up week 2

@ 03:17 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
q-manning
r-alexander
w-harrison
te-d.clark
k-vanderjagt
d-bears
 
great game today at chapel hill,mr.sears....I can't see to well,is michael jordan still playing there????....you have just been dunked on by DAVID PADGETT

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WARRIORS

@ 03:14 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
WARRIORS LINEUP JUST SO NOBODY TRYS TO SAY SOMETHING
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Warrios Week 2 Lineup

@ 03:11 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
QB        Jake Plummer 
RB        Shaun Alexander
WR       Rod Smith
TE        Ben Watson
K          Josh Brown
DEF      Carolina

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Matt's Week 2 Lineup

@ 03:00 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
QB       Jake Plummer
WR      Steve Smith
RB       Shaun Alexander
TE       Jeramy Stevens
K         Jason Elam
DEF     New England

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Beckett's Week 2 Lineup

@ 02:56 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
QB      Tom Brady
WR     Hines Ward
RB      Clinton Portis
TE       Heath Miller
K         Adam Vinateri
DEF    Chicago
 

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Pythons Lineup Week 2

@ 02:52 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
QB      Jake Delhomme
RB      Shaun Alexander
WR     Steve Smith
TE      Ben Watson
K        Jason Elam
DEF    New England

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week 2 playoff lineup from the National Champion

@ 01:38 PM (30 months, 3 days ago)
QB: Manning IND
RB: Alexander SEA
WR: H. Ward Pitt
TE: Stevens Seattle
K: Vanderjagt IND
DEF: Chi

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Bearcats Week 2 Line-up

@ 09:00 AM (30 months, 3 days ago)
QB - Plummer J.
RB - Alexander S.
WR- Harrison M.
TE - Stevens J.
K  -  Elam J.
D  -  Denver

2006/1/13

brutus buckeyes week #2 lineup

@ 11:11 AM (30 months, 4 days ago)
qb-tom brady
rb-mike anderson
wr-reggie wayne
te-ben watson
k-jason elam
def-seattle
 
i won't be around saturday to place lineups online, so get them in before the kickoff of the first game....

2006/1/12

headline news: jim sears is still a homosexual

@ 09:44 AM (30 months, 5 days ago)
this story remains unchanged from evidence found 5yrs ago when he was caught in hooter's parking lot with brutus....apparently,a good game of grabass was initiated by mr.sears and brutus didn't resist....speculation  would be that brutus is one too...we will keep you up to date on any change in this story;however,general public opinion probably won't change........dr.dunkenstein---senior editor

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2006/1/10

week #1 playoff standings

@ 11:24 AM (30 months, 7 days ago)
thanks to von oehlhoffen and the dirty ass steelers, a few of us that started carson palmer have a lot of work to do getting back in this...here's the standings after week #1 (and double check your point totals...we don't have yahell now to score these players):
 
west chester warriors 89 pts.
bearcats 83 pts.
pythons 67 pts.
matt 63 pts.
sun hogs 52 pts.
beckett bruisers 44 pts.
national champs 43 pts.
sears & associates 43 pts.
brutus buckeyes 42 pts.
cardinal one 22 pts.
 
remember: you can't use any player you've previously started (or you forfeit the points if you do), and you must have your lineup posted on the blog BEFORE the first playoff game of this weekend kicks off...double check the blog after you send your lineup: make sure it's on there...
 
blog address:
 
http://crankyankers.bloghi.com/
 
email address to post to the blog:
 
crank@bloghi.com
 
commish

2006/1/7

sunhogs line up

@ 04:14 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
brady
barber
galloway
h. miller
j. reed
giants

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cardinal one lineup

@ 04:13 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
qb-carson palmer
rb-cory dillon
wr-santana moss
te-chris cooley
k-jeff reed
def-giants

matt's lineup

@ 04:07 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
qb-tom brady
rb-clinton portis
wr-joey galloway
te-jeremy shockey
k-adam viniteri
def-steelers

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beckett bruisers lineup

@ 04:05 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
qb-carson palmer
rb-tiki barber
wr-steve smith
te-chris cooley
k-shane graham
def-tampa bay

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sears and associates

@ 03:34 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
carson palmer
tike barber
chad johnson
cooley
vinitaeri
carolina

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bearcats lineup

@ 03:04 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
QB  --  Brady
RB --   Barber
WR --  Steve Smith
TE  --   Cooley
K    --   Vinatieri
DEF -   Patriots
 

pythons lineup

@ 02:46 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
qb-tom brady
rb-cory dillon
wr-chad johnson
te-chris cooley
k-adam viniteri
def-carolina

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Warriors

@ 01:59 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
QB          Brady
RB          Portis
WR         Steve Smith
TE          Cooley
K            Graham
DEF        New England
 

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brutus buckeyes lineup

@ 01:26 PM (30 months, 10 days ago)
qb - carson palmer
rb - tiki barber
wr - chad johnson
te - heath miller
k - adam viniteri
def - patriots

Scam the national champion

@ 11:23 AM (30 months, 10 days ago)
lineup:
Palmer
C. Johnson
Barber
Cooley
Graham
New England

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2006/1/5

feed the sears program knows all about

@ 10:11 AM (30 months, 12 days ago)
food stamps,welfare and other means of govt.funding don't you??? I think you have been down that path before....and by the way,how much money did you STEAL last yr from clermont co.???...I'm not sure the authorities know the exact figure....I'm sure the flussies that you hang out with would know though...and congratulations on your fine fantasy yr too....finishing out of the money once again....but please,don't stop giving the ross rump ranger and slepcock pointers on how to draft...because that's working out great for me...go high heels and good luck in the NIT this year............you have just been dunked on by dr.dunkenstein

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2006/1/4

bro-man is an idiot

@ 12:16 PM (30 months, 13 days ago)
Bro-man congatulations on you crank victory as I have said many times even a blind squirrel gets a nut  once in awhile.  writing that check for an extra $25 was the hardest thing I have done for awhile.  You are probably not familiar with this concept because most people use checks to pay bills and an occassional prostitute and we know you don't pay bills and you are currently dating and living off a laid-off hooker OH!!  And by the way I am going to have to inform the welfare dept. of your little exta income from the football league so you better put some money back for food, they will likely cut back your food stamps when they find out!!  Hope you get those tags soon.. I would hate to see your car get towed... you know I don't make the rules I simply contact the proper authorities when they are broken.  Oh and nice bowl game from those Cards.  I'm Done!

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